Anonymous asked: Do you think you and your boyfriend will get married? Do you think you'll get engaged soon?
alittlecheese asked: Have you lived in other states besides PA? If so, what was your favorite?
kippysworld asked: Where do you watch post-season Phillies Games?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been charged (not convicted but at least charged) with a felony?
Anonymous asked: What place would you like to go on vacation that you have never been? How did you meet your boyfriend? And how excited are you to watch the Phillies this October?
Please entertain me
I am bored out of my mind. I am either going to start watching Mad Men at my desk, or you can keep me busy by blowing up my ask box!
This day is go so slow. I know it’s already noon, but that means I still have 5 hours left of work. And I am babysitting tonight from 9-?
Anonymous asked: Dang, buddy! Two hours at the gym?? I am impressed. I am lucky to last an hour, and I usually do classes as I get bored on machines. I'm off to shop for a few treats for you, so I'll try not to destroy your fitness plans too much. Okay, maybe a little, because I am not going to mail you carrot sticks, obvs! xo T. Buddy
The Golden Wedding Anniversary
PopPop: You know the 23rd was MomMom and my 50th wedding anniversary!
Me: Well, It WOULD have been. (They divorced a when I was young)
PopPop: Well yes, but that is still quite a milestone.
Me: (Hysterically laughing) You guys didn't even make it to 40 years, what are you talking about?
PopPop: I guess we ran into some bumps along the way.
Me: No kidding.
PopPop: If I were feeling better, I was thinking about going out for a filet mignon to celebrate.
Me: "50th anniversary -party of 1- your table is ready!"
Why didn't I bring my rain boots?
I walked to the mailbox My shoes got wet My feet are freezing Ya, girl… I’m fine. Just needed to rant a little bit.
I just sent my Tumblr Buddy a really cute card. This is so much fun!
ohheyychrissy asked: that was my fav part too! and when it says Don Draper (Dick Whitman) haha
As seen on T.v... Yes, Please!
I have an addiction. To info-mercials. I just love them. They just make every product sound so appealing. Plus, you get not one, but TWO for the same price! I have quite a few of these gems. For example: However, my most favorite is the magic bullet. I love this 30 minute show of blending, and whipping up meals in less than 30 seconds. Can you make two kinds of pasta sauce in that amount...
My first time at the gym-by the numbers
479-Aprox. calories that I burned. 75-Minutes I spent on the elliptical, and the bike. 50-Pounds that I lost. (This # is inflated) 20- $ I am spending a month. (Black card memeber-what-what!) 11-Total miles. 10-Times I cought myself jamming out loud to the Pandora workout station. 6-Weight machines that I “used” 4- Looks I got when I cheered for the Phillies. 3.5-My leg-pain...
Anonymous asked: Happy Monday, Buddy!!! I'm sorry you're bad with surprises, as you're going to have to wait a whole year to find out who I am!! I see already that you love fall (and so do I!) and ice cream sundaes and ridiculous dog pictures, so I am happy to to have a buddy who loves IMPORTANT things like this.
I am concerned about the future
Back story: I had a fever all weekend. Very low grade, and nothing serious. I have no other symptoms, but with my grandfather’s very low immune system I have to be extremely careful. Today: I google “Why do I have a fever, and no other symptoms” I clicked on the link for Yahoo Answers, because random people must have the answer. On the bottom of the page it says “Discover...
Off to a good start
I got into work this morning, and realized that they un-blocked Facebook, and Twitter!!! It’s part of this whole social networking as a company thing, but since my job is meaningless, it means that I have more opportunity to waste the day. You can follow me @lifebyliz if you are so inclined. Then I checked my email, and I got my Tumblr buddy!! It’s my first time having a buddy, and...
Welcome to reality
Just because you were in the “[Redacted] Olympic running club” in high school… does NOT mean that you were headed to the 1980 summer olympics. That’s like saying “I played the American Idol Wii game, and now I am going to tell people I have a recording contract.”
Doggy Car Seat
I am currently on the phone with my best friend. She just picked up my nephew Teddy, from the Dog Groomers, and he was bouncing around the car like a maniac. Being the concerned Aunt that I am, I googled “Doggy Car Seat” I’m just gonna let that sink in for a minute….. DAY= MADE
I have been complaining about my recent weight gain to anyone within ear shot, and I am sick of it! I have decided to join a gym! Planet Fitness is my cheapest option. Which is beneficial to me because I have been to the gym 3 times in my life. They don’t have classes, but let’s be honest… I ain’t ready for aaalll that. If I weren’t going out for dinner and...
I am craving a Mini-Cheesesteak
I know, I know, I LIVE in Philly, and I could easily get the real deal… but I had these mini-appetizers at a couple of weddings last year and they are soooo good! Instead I am going to make guacamole for dinner, and eat chips until I burst!
I brought breakfast, but I really want to eat the hummus and wheat thins that I brought for lunch.
I don’t understand why they replaced Lilly? No one else aged drastically.
Pop: I only lost 1 pound since chemo last week!
Me: That is great! We need you to eat more... blah blah cancer talk... How much weight are you down since the start of this?
Pop: I think about 20 pounds.
Me: You better stop losing weight, or you will be less then me. (I told him my weight)
Pop: Yikes! Fatty Patty Boom Ba Latty!!
Me: You are hilarious.
I will NOT hold
I work the front desk, reception area for a big company. There are a lot of things that work my last nerve about this job, but there is one thing that takes the cake. I constantly answer the phone, and I get a recording telling me… “All of our representatives are busy at the moment, please wait on the line for an important message.” YOU CALLED ME!! Why would you call me when...
Who does that?
A couple of years ago, my best friend came over to my house. We were just hanging out, chatting with my grandpa, and then left for a dollar store trip, or some other shenanigans, that I can’t remember. What I do remember about that day is that I offered my good friend some DunkAroos. Since, no one turns down this delicious treat she grabbed a pack. With that, we got into my car, and...
Grocery store flip-out
Scene: Standing in front of the Cambell's soup display
Random Lady: (Screaming) OH MY LOOORRDDD, this soup has MSG in it!!!!
Me: Oh wow. Really?
Random Lady: YES!!! I can NOT believe this! What an outrage. MSG!(I am replaying it in my head with a british accent... but she did not have one)
Me: That's crazy, I thought they stopped adding that to everything.
Random Lady: THIS can has MSG in it too. This is preposterous. (Maybe not her exact words) I will not purchase any of their soups.
Me: Ya... that's seriously crazy?... (I roll my eyes, and pretend to put my can back)
After she walked away, I realized that I don't even really know what MSG is... and I couldn't care less if it's in my tomato soup. I have been eating it all my life, and I'm fine.
Another post about ketchup.
How many post’s can one person write on ketchup? Remember when I wrote about the fantastic ketchup packets at Chic-Fil-A? Well, today I read an article about those very packets in the Wall Street Journal. “As the name promises, “Dip and Squeeze” ketchup can be squeezed out through one end or the lid can be peeled back for dipping. The red, bottle-shaped packets hold...
I am no mathematician
And, I didn’t do any actual calculations… But I just looked through my bank statements, and came to the conclusion that 95% of my money goes towards food. In related news: My pants don’t fit.
I have been on a quest for straight hair since the mid 90’s. I feel like I have used every product on the market. (Expect for a professional brazilian blow-out. That is not in my budget.) I have wavy hair. This is a curse. It is not straight, and it is not really curly. It’s just annoying. My dream is to wake up, take a shower, and let my hair air dry. (It ain’t gonna happen.) ...