I’m rich!
Lies. I am broke as a joke.
But I did take all that cash to the bank today. It is a bit deceiving. Most of that cash is one dollar bills. 361 of them to be exact.
I tried to explain to the girl at the bank that I am not a stripper in the least awkward way possible. She was judging me hard.
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shesagoodegg said:
You must have had a pretty amazing birthday celebration last night!
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kelli-bo-belly said:
dollar dollar bills ya’ll
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kimbaland said:
i wish you would have instead said “i was on point last night” and just laid the cash down in front of her.
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