Cutie Clementine Conspiracy
Have you seen the commercials for Cuties?
They claim to be…
- A healthy snack for kids
- E-Z enough for kids to peal
- Perfect for little hands
- Seedless
- Portable
But everyone realizes that they are in fact, just clementines, right?
This isn’t a new fruit. I have been eating Clementine’s since I was a kid, and they were always small, easy to peal, and portable.
Is it really that easy to create a successful company?
If so, here is my new product…
Adorables!
They are perfect for kids, healthy, and easy to pack as a lunchtime snack!
If you want to get on board with my new company, let me know now because I am already in talks with this guy to be my spokesmodel.
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justbreathecw said:
hahahaha! I’m in:)
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shesagoodegg said:
Or maybe they should be called Ador-apples? Not quite as catchy.
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itsalwaysb said:
Ooooh! And if you cut them for your kid’s lunch and put a rubber band around them they won’t get brown. AND they keep the dr away (no need for health insurance!)
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maryanne said:
COSIGNED. Seriously, this marketing was ridiculous. When I saw it on TV… I was like are you kidding me?
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